Tiger at the Rodeo

Willowbrook Designs

At the rodeo bON saw a tiger
And just had to move close up beside her
As she petted, the cat
Took one bite and that's that;
Poor bON 's now digesting inside her.

So you might think our bONney's been beaten
As the tiger says "No Thanks. I've eaten
But we all know her better
Ain't no cat that can get her
To abandon her premium seatin'

As the lights dim the audience clap
In the ring cowboys dressed hat and chap
But wait! Something is wrong,
"What's that purring?" Hold on!
That darn tiger is in bONney's lap.


Limerick © 1998 by Gord Nelson.


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