At the rodeo bON saw a tiger
And just had to move close up
beside her
As she petted, the cat
Took one bite and that's that;
Poor bON 's now digesting inside her.
So you might think our bONney's been beaten
As the tiger
says "No Thanks. I've eaten
But we all know her better
Ain't no cat
that can get her
To abandon her premium seatin'
As the lights dim the audience clap
In the ring cowboys
dressed hat and chap
But wait! Something is wrong,
"What's that
purring?" Hold on!
That darn tiger is in bONney's lap.
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